This guy is the best part of the summer. He lives on the back of my grill and enjoys my cooking. He is a constant reminder of how much I am enjoying this summer without thinking about how I am spending my time.
The grease monkey is basically a human that you can rub all over your food, and if you eat too much to eat your stomach will grow grease, and then you will have to take off all the grease and eat some new food.
This is why having your dog around during the summer time is a bit of a disaster, because people will start to think your dog is the source of the greasy meat, and they will get very upset. This is why we have to keep it in a separate area.
The grease monkey is a symbol that has been around in the world for a long time, but its origins are a bit murky. Most sources believe it began in the 1600s with the Dutch chef Anton Heymann, who was searching for a substance that could make humans sweat like cats. Heymann was so obsessed with the idea that he named it after himself, and the grease monkey came to represent the idea that it was a “selfless” way of enjoying food and pleasure.
There is some evidence that the grease monkey may have been named after a person. A story in the journal of Dr. John H. Smith, a British surgeon, relates that shortly before the first world war, he was called into a clinic where a young girl was being treated for some sort of affliction. The attendant told Dr. Smith that the girl was a grease monkey. While the medical profession was not happy about the news, the attendant promised that the girl would not be harmed.
Dr. Smith and his assistant, Dr. Mary Jane Watson, were called into the clinic to treat a grease monkey that had escaped from its cage. The clinic assistant told Dr. Smith that the girl had been left to die, but she was determined not to be harmed. The clinic attendant told Dr. Smith that the grease monkey was still alive and that it was now in Dr. Smith’s care. Dr.
Smith and Watson brought the greasy monkey to Dr. Smith’s office and told the doctor to remove the monkey from the cage and hold it. When the monkey realized that it was not being held for the right reason, it began to attack Dr. Smith. Dr. Smith was able to get the monkey off of him and, with the help of one of the nurses, they were able to successfully restrain the monkey before it escaped through a window.
I like the idea of Dr. Smith keeping a greasy monkey for himself. I’m not sure if that’s the kind of thing we should expect, but it’s certainly a nice thought.
The greasy monkey is a good idea. Also, I’m glad the game makes it clear that the monkey is just a piece of meat, but, hey, a monkey is cool if it gets you laid.
That said, The Greasy Monkey is a good idea. In fact, I’m glad the game makes it clear that the monkey is just a piece of meat, but, hey, a monkey is cool if it gets you laid.